Out of the Mouths of Babes

Today, my almost-4-year-old said to me:

"Mommy, do you know what my wish is?"

"No, what is it?"

"I wish I could fart on my head."

I don't think we've seen any shows where anyone did this or talked about this, so I clarified, "You want to be able to fart on your own head?" and he replied that yes, indeed he did.

Then about half an hour later, I asked him, "So, have you figured out how to fart on your head yet?"

He said, "Oh mommy. It's just a wish."

Well, normally, I'd encourage my child to go after his dreams and make his wishes come true, but I thought I'd leave this one alone!