Home Security Systems, Southern Style
You know I love to poke fun at my Southern-ness. Here is a funny. I don't know how many of you will "get it". Feel free to ask questions. ;)
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
.....Cooter
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
.....Cooter
Labels: rednecks, southern people
posted by Carrie Lauth at 8:00 AM
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8 Comments:
NOT FUNNY. It is people like you that make southerners look stupid.
Hahaha that is hilarious! I haven't been here that long but that does remind me of a handful of people.
I don't get it. I guess I'm just a dim-witted Northerner! :-)
I don't get number 3, explain ;-)
HA HA HA HA! I get it all and Yes, I'm a southerner! :)
Tsoniki and Ariki, thanks for having a sense of humor. I AM a Southerner anonymous. We're far from stupid. I think the whole thing is brilliant!
Mila, #3 - the dog dishes make the note more convincing. :)
For once I actually 'get it'. I think it is hilarious!
hehe, how funny!
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