A Few Jokes
My 10 year old daughter loves jokes, she cracked me up yesterday with a few so I thought you might like a laugh. You may have heard them before, but they still make me laugh.
Why did Willie Nelson get hit by a car?
Because he was on the road again.
What do you get when a pig knows karate?
Pork Chops.
Here is a funny off of a calender called The 365 Stupidest Things Every Said Calender.
It's bloopers etc from ads, speeches etc.
This one is titled - On Pizzas, Racist Cannibalistic
Our delicious Barbeque Chicken and Bacon specialty pizza is topped with grilled
all-white children, hickory smoked bacon, sliced onion and authentic barbeque
sauce.
From an ad for Papa John's Barbeque Chicken and Bacon Pizza
Why did Willie Nelson get hit by a car?
Because he was on the road again.
What do you get when a pig knows karate?
Pork Chops.
Here is a funny off of a calender called The 365 Stupidest Things Every Said Calender.
It's bloopers etc from ads, speeches etc.
This one is titled - On Pizzas, Racist Cannibalistic
Our delicious Barbeque Chicken and Bacon specialty pizza is topped with grilled
all-white children, hickory smoked bacon, sliced onion and authentic barbeque
sauce.
From an ad for Papa John's Barbeque Chicken and Bacon Pizza
posted by Janice at 4:48 PM
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2 Comments:
My kids will love the pork chops one. I'll be sure to share it in the AM.
I liked the Willie Nelson one and my son likes the pork chop one.
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